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A Puppy Buyers Poem

by Nancy Holmes fmkaffen@ix.netcom.com
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If you require a puppy
That isn't noisy and doesn't chew
Who won't pee on the carpet
Or one who
Will never shed or make a mess
And will never bite under severe duress
There's only one breed that will bring you joy
It's the All American Plush Stuffed Toy!